BEIJING, Beijing, January 25th (Liu Yue) Dear readers and friends, I am sorry to inform you that your holiday balance will soon be insufficient.
Where has all the time gone? In this regard, you may be confused. What did I experience and get during the one-week Spring Festival holiday?
For this philosophical question, there are thousands of people and thousands of people can solve it: the players who eat Hesse like to mention weighing scale’s new figures; Winter-type players in Zhajiawo were violently lifted by their mothers; Some people have traveled all over the great mountains and rivers to punch in new cultural landscapes; Some people are afraid of society, as always, and they are repeatedly asked if they just want to go back to work … …
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So, what kind of player are you in the Spring Festival holiday? Please continue to pull down — —
When you were young, you made a simple wish for the Spring Festival.
Become a crazy and cool person
When you grow up, you mature.
Ideal is also condensed.
It’s not cool to drag, and you start to dazzle.
Kuangxuan jiaozi Kuangxuan Fish
Kuangxuan melon seeds sugar orange
Perhaps, this is called the original heart unchanged.
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However, there are always some people
Like to stand on the opposite side of the masses.
He studied secretly while you were playing.
He secretly worked overtime while you were on holiday.
When you eat fat during the New Year.
He began to lose weight secretly.
We generally call him — — Juanwang
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First day home
Mom said, you are the little baby at home.
Third day home
Mom said, why do you eat and sleep?
You said: Yes, Mr. Lu Xun taught it.
Life is eating and sleeping.
Mr. Lu Xun said: edit, then edit
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Life is nothing but eating and sleeping
There is also a trip that says go and go.
The foreign old irons are very enthusiastic.
But looking at the immortal who came out to meet him.
I can’t help asking the tour guide
Is this really not another price?
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Love is like a gust of wind, which blows away and leaves.
After going home for three days, I was inferior to a dog.
Being scolded for staying up late playing mobile phones and sleeping until noon.
Being scolded for staying at home every day and going out to play every day.
You are rejected by your parents
I feel like I’m breathing wrong.
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Although rejected by parents
But you also have a bright spot.
How to improve family status quickly?
"Mom, I’ll let my roommate cut you, too."
"Dad, let me help you clean up the mobile phone installation package."
Tool people must have the consciousness of tool people.
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Remember the holidays?
Is it helpless to be consoled by uncles and aunts?
Remember when I was a kid
Fear of facing other people’s children?
Because of the rain,
So tear someone else’s umbrella, too.
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You laughed happily when bullying children.
But according to the law of conservation of energy
The smile won’t disappear
Only from your face
Transfer to the children’s faces.
Just as wages will not disappear.
Only from your pocket
Transfer to children’s red envelopes.
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Visiting relatives and friends during the Spring Festival
Your social skills are vulnerable.
"Is this a second aunt or a wife?"
"How much is the salary of a boyfriend? Find it quickly."
"He’s a child. What do you want?"
You look at your dad for help.
Your dad said, why are you standing there?
Pour tea for someone quickly!
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Do not erupt in silence.
Died in silence
Social fear after evolution
May become a "social cow"
Take someone else’s road
Let others have no way out.
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Say so many types.
I almost forgot the two types with the largest number of people
Someone has a family reunion.
Let’s toast to celebrate the New Year’s peace.
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Someone sticks to his post
Just to make the society run "not closing"
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Different natures are all sentient beings.
To every struggler who loves life.
No matter what type you are.
In the year of the rabbit, we are all
Sure! (End)
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